The Leaves are ALIVE
The leaves are becoming sentient and mobile. When I went out to my car this morning this pile of leaves was waiting for me. It wasn’t there last night. You can see the trail it left behind as it shambled towards my house. The only logical assumption I can make is that my posts about leaf pickup are the motivation for this threatening attack.
This is why I go out and shred the suckers before they have a chance to mutate and become alive.
Add some “Urea”…that’ll tame them.
I saw those this morning next to your car and wondered what they were doing. Perfect little pile in the middle of the street. Hmmm.
Look what followed you home! Are you going to keep them?
Maybe the city got sick of switching between vacuums and plows so they’re just plowing the leaves around.